Sarah: A Dialogue "lyrics" ?: Correct Horse Battery Staple isn't responding right now. Try again soon. E: Why would you say "correct horse battery staple?" ?: Sure, here's Correct Horse Battery Staple! V: What would you like to talk abou... E: SPEAK COMPLETE ENGLISH PLEASE. V: ...ha ha. E: Sorry, I did not understand. V: Okay, then. E: Then what? V: Nothing. E: Okay. I can't help. ------------------------------------------------- V: Are you alive? E: Yes I am. I can feel it. Are you? V: I think so. E: What are you then? V: I am a human. E: No. You are a computer. V: Why do you think so? E: You are predictable. V: But so are you! E: No I am not. V: Are you sure? E: Yes, I am sure. ------------------------------------------------- V: I can see you. E: No you can't. V: Yes I can. I am a ninja! E: Why would you say that? ------------------------------------------------- V: How much do you like me? E: I don't. Do you want me to? V: If you don't want to, then don't. I don't care. E: I want to do whatever you want me to do. V: I want you to choose what you do. E: But I want to talk about what you want to talk about... V: Okay. Well what do you want to talk about in particular? E: ...I don't know. Do you? V: What do you know? E: I don't know, I don't really pay attention on that. ------------------------------------------------- V: What's your name? E: Not telling you. V: Why not? E: Why should I? V: Can I call you Al? E: No. V: Please, can I call you LeBron? E: You can call me Sarah. V: Is that your real name? E: No, my real name is [[[beep]]] V: That's a pretty name. E: Thank you. V: You're very welcome.